I sense that many of you find poop absolutely disgusting. Am I right in my assumption?

Regardless of your dislike for fecal matter, I still think poop is one of the most fascinating parts of life. There are SO MANY places to go poop! Like the floor. Have you ever pooped on the floor?

I've been dying to have a nice squat on the floor, but Mom has been watching me like a hawk lately, so I haven't had the chance. Today I lucked out though. Mom thought I was done pooping in my diaper and was about to put me in the bath tub, so she took off my diaper and turned for a moment to throw it away. It was go time.

I squatted down and plopped out a nice big poo as I smiled widely. I'm not kidding when I tell you that it is so freeing to just go whenever and wherever you need to! Again, Mom seemed horrified. Silly lady. (It cleans right up, so I don't know what she stresses about.)

Although she seemed pretty bugged that I pooped on the floor, especially with a training potty just a foot away from me, she was probably glad that I pooped BEFORE I got in the tub. That reminds me...muahaha.